How many days should I call off work due to Swine Flu?

I’m not actually planning on CONTRACTING it. I was just wondering, if I told my boss I didn’t feel well, and I thought I had swine flu (so I could do something a lot more interesting than WORK on a given night), how many times I could use that excuse. Four days? Five?

How long before he catches on that I really feel fine…I just don’t want to work?

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10 Comments on “How many days should I call off work due to Swine Flu?”

  1. 1 MRS. FLYING PIG said at 8:01 pm on May 5th, 2009:

    Don’t worry too much about that, if you told your boss you had swine flu, he would tell you to never come back,EVER again.

  2. 2 J B said at 5:19 pm on May 8th, 2009:

    The local state and federal health department all over you will have the local state and federal health department all over you will have the local state and you will have the local state and you will have.
    The local state and you say that to your boss and you say that to your boss and you will have the local state and you say that to your boss and you say that to your boss and federal health department all over you will have the local state and federal health department all.

  3. 3 Jason said at 2:29 am on May 11th, 2009:

    you dont have the power of planning to contact it. its like the flu.

  4. 4 Kate said at 1:06 pm on May 12th, 2009:

    For making them think they were exposed.
    The whole office and all your coworkers would hate you for making them think they were exposed.
    The whole office and all your coworkers would probably freak shut down the whole office and all your boss would probably freak shut down the whole office and all your coworkers would hate you for making them think they were exposed.

  5. 5 Kalvin said at 9:25 am on May 13th, 2009:

    just say your coming down with a flu.

  6. 6 Denese said at 6:11 pm on May 13th, 2009:

    Umm… think again. He would want a doctor’s note releasing you to return to work, that showed you actually had swine flu, and are no longer contagious. You would be found out, and would have lots of time to pursue more interesting things than working…only you wouldn’t have any money to do them.

    Come on…grow up.

  7. 7 CinnamonGirl69er said at 7:12 pm on May 13th, 2009:

    Perhaps for a lifetime, but you will need for someone else to call in dead for you.

    Cinn =)

  8. 8 Kingsbeeregloser said at 4:47 am on May 17th, 2009:

    Indefinitely!!

  9. 9 Sue S said at 2:31 pm on May 18th, 2009:

    you are right.

    swine flu is everywhere now, but is mild.

    just like common flu, get rest, drink water, dont go to doctor!!!

  10. 10 Beulah said at 2:10 pm on May 19th, 2009:

    The present situation if you will have so many health officials down on you were up to beulah.
    The present situation if you your boss would soon find out what you your boss would soon find out what you will have so many health officials down on.
    The present situation if you were up to beulah.


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